Species native to Australia...
Having flown 16997km from England, we came in search of the rare Australian species- known for its lithe, athletic, body, tousled blonde hair, and sexual prowess- the “Bondi lifeguard”.
We took our first encounter very seriously. Approaching their natural habitat- ‘bondi beach’, we packed the necessities- sun lotion, bikinis, sunglasses, towels, flippers- what every bondi lifeguard hunter needs.
Given this creature’s ability to unwittingly attract the opposite sex, we made sure we avoided direct eye contact and kept a safe... read more